Scratchy seams. Collar crimes. Tags staging a coup.
We are not those people.
That tracks. Show me more.
A note. Because apparently we need disclaimers now.
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Pretending the tag isn't a tiny fabric knife? The ones who smile through collar crimes? We are not those people . We noticed. We fixed it. You're welcome.